return my video game
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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