That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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