i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
one two three fourrrrnication!
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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