Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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