Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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