idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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