Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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