normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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