Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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