i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
there was a trapeze. enough said
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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