We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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