Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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