Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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