I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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