You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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