Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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