Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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