worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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