Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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