So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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