he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Maybe he injected his testicle?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
