Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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