I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Why is your signature on my underwear?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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