For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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