just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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