It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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