So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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