wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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