32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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