did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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