Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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