..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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