gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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