I don't think brook has ever known best
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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