I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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