I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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