And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
our cab driver is having phone sex.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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