Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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