apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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