The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
one two three fourrrrnication!
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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