Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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