There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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