i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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