a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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