I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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