do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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