so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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