I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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