ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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