We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
